Morons in the News: Christians

Morons in the News: Christians Don’t Like Zen Buddhists. “The aura of Satan is taking a foothold. We do not want Buddhism in here.” [Morons Dot Org]

Zen Buddhists are peaceful, don’t interfere with much, and are generally good people. They aren’t dangerous by any means.

However, some Chrisians in the town are worried that the Zen Buddhists will eat their kids and turn them into wierd psycho samurai killers or something. In a public meeting, Linda Fischer, a Christian in need of a brain transplant said to the audience, “Do you not see the darkness? The aura of Satan is taking a foothold. We do not want Buddhism in here.”

Equating Buddhism with Satanism? Sheeeeeesh!

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