Sit, Roll Over, Work: An ‘Employee Pet’ Game. Managers who grumble about ungrateful employees might take a shine to a new hire this week: cyberhumans implanted with the genes for canine obedience. [New York Times: Technology]
To make it really interesting, they should implant cat genes instead. The cyberhuman would spend most of the day sleeping, suddenly go on a rampage at night, and when they’re upset they’d pee on the carpet.